100 Things

I’m a horrible follower of all things blog trendy and extremely uncreative so here we go.

You know you were all dying to know 100 random things about me. Admit it.

  1. My middle name is Lynn.
  2. I’ve used a combination of my first and middle names as my email address for 10 years or so.
  3. The only thing that changed in that time was going from hotmail to yahoo.
  4. I am an extremely fast typer. When I am typing at work, co-workers sitting around me actually comment on my typing speed.
  5. This makes my co-worker that I hate extremely jealous. So jealous that she memorizes typing tests online so she can get 100% on them. Then she prints the results and hangs them on her wall.
  6. I can still beat her average speed without memorizing the test. Biotch!!
  7. I am extremely sarcastic which gets me in trouble.
  8. I have a horrible potty mouth. And I rarely sensor myself in front of my kid.
  9. I love Budweiser Select and Corona’s with lime and salt.
  10. I’ll drink beer over most anything else.
  11. Except wine. This wine specifically.
  12. My idea of a good time is sitting around in the evening, talking, drinking, and smoking with a good friend.
  13. I love all things music.
  14. I love all things Dodgers.
  15. My ipod has a Dodgers cover. Understand?
  16. My new favorite show is The Office. My ringback tone and ringtone are the theme song.
  17. It took me 3 weeks to watch all three seasons on DVD and two days to catch up with the current season.
  18. I constantly obsess over TV shows on DVD.
  19. I’ve gone through One Tree Hill, Heroes, The Office, and right now, I’m working my way through ER. I’m on Season 2.
  20. I sell Avon.
  21. I wish I was a good enough Saleswoman to supplement my income. That will probably never happen.
  22. Soooo many people hate it, but I totally love Applebees. They make the best pasta.
  23. I love iced tea with Sweet N’ Low. No splenda for me.
  24. I love dark chocolate.
  25. I need to have a triple venti eight pump vanilla latte from Starbucks in the morning.
  26. If I cant get it, I drink a Monster.
  27. If its hot outside, I will get a grande caramel frappachino add vanilla and extra caramel.
  28. Rura drinks the same thing every time we go.
  29. Speaking of him! Even after almost 3 years, he still gives me butterflies.
  30. He’s the first guy to ever really “get” me and not want to change who I am.
  31. I smile every time I think about him (except when he does dumb shit to piss me off)(then I frown)(but then I usually think of something funny he did or said and I cant help but smile)(which makes me mad for not sticking to why I am mad in the first place).
  32. I HATE one-uppers. Stop trying to be better than me! It’s not going to work. I am awesome, just accept it.
  33. I’m not really that conceited, swear.
  34. But I really do hate people who try to out-do everything anyone says. It annoys the shit out of me to think that they are most likely lying.
  35. I am a very disorganized and messy person, but only in my own space like my room or car.
  36. I like a clean house so I don’t get that about myself.
  37. My car is so dirty right now, its embarrassing. I get in it and cringe.
  38. I have cleaning (and obviously blogging) ADD. I get easily distracted by things that need to be done and my thoughts are jumping around like crazy for this list.
  39. Shit I just forgot what I was going to start in about next.
  40. I love my family.
  41. I love Rura’s family.
  42. I want us to have a big family with a big house for both our families to hang out together in.
  43. As messy as I am, I LOVE to be organized. I know this makes NO sense.
  44. I hate feeling frustrated when I don’t understand something.
  45. I hate lazy people, especially lazy co-workers who make more money than I do but get paid to talk about their own stuff to other people on the phone. Things that have nothing to do with work.
  46. I get bitter about things very easily.
  47. I hate stupid people.
  48. I hate ants and small flying bugs.
  49. I love to take pictures with this, even though I’m not very good.
  50. I obsess over photography. I cant be on flickr for less than an hour.
  51. I cannot stand when people use their life as an excuse for drama.
  52. I feel like life happens to all of us and we can either learn from it and move on, or wallow in self pity.
  53. I do know that sometimes its harder for people to move on and if I love them, I want to help them with that.
  54. I try to keep my friends close, and my enemies far far away.
  55. I’ve learned a lot about friendship in the last 8 years.

56. I cannot believe that I forgot two of my most favorite shows EVER for Number 19: Sex and the City and Friends. HUGGGGEEE fan of both.
57. I feel like I can be overly sensitive towards really unreasonable things. As much as I try not to, I let little things really get to me.
58. This is something that I am SURE drives Rura nuts. I know it. I’m working on it.
59. I am excellent at recognizing my flaws. But I suck at actually acknowledging them.
60. I am a HUGE fan of Ghost Hunters. Huge. The last new episode that was on actually caught ’something’ communicating with the team. This throws my mind into a spin because to me, it was like a time paradox or something. Ugh, I cannot get started on this. Moving on…
61. I am actually a huge fan of all things paranormal, strange, and hard to explain. Except aliens. I never have been able to get on board with aliens.
62. I am extremely passionate about music.
63. I often associate memories with music. Listening to my Ipod isn’t just listening to me. It’s remembering and relating.
64. I love to read. I’ll read pretty much anything.
65. I’m left handed.
66. I got my love of reading, music, and left handedness from my parents.
67. I also got my hatred of heart burn from my dad.
68. I’m “involved” with my google reader. It’s the easiest way to read blogs eva.
69. I’m not afraid to meet bloggers. In fact, I encourage it.
70. I’ve met one blogger, she rocks. I’m pretty sure I’ll meet himsometime soon, more likely by running into him buying beer and strawberry chapstick than actually arranging a meet-up.
71. I really thought it would be super easy to talk about myself, but its kind of not.
72. If I could get away with wearing sandals everyday, I would. Sandals or slippers.
73. I don’t hate regular shoes, in fact I love shoes, but I prefer sandals.
74. I have a purse fetish too.
75. You should see my makeup collection. It’s disgusting how much makeup I have and rarely use.
76. I used to work for Lancome, which is what really kicked off my obsession.
77. I LOVE good deals. I scour clearence racks first and hate to pay full price for stuff.
78. The only things I really will pay full price for is Dodger gear.
79. I am horrible at maintaining my blogroll. There are so many people I love to read, but always forget to add to my blogroll.
78. I love that there are so many talented writers all throughout the blogosphere.
79. I HATE snobby bloggers. I usually try to stay away from them.
80. I use “fake” names for us on my blog but I really think they are easy to follow. I can’t stand reading a blog with TONS of fake names for everyone they are referring to. It confuses the fuck out of me. PLEASE include some kind of key when you use tons of fake names. THAT I can handle.
81. I hate when my work blocks websites like Twitter and Flickr. Don’t they know that this is very frustrating??
82. I’m a joker at heart, which is part of the reason I get along great with most people. I like to turn most situations into funny situations.
83. I am kind of a pack rat and I hate it. I save the most random shit that I do not need. Especially papers.
84. HOWEVER, when I really need something, like the registration renewal form for my car, I cant find it.
85. Since I got my licence, I have been in 3 accidents.
86. The first was my jeep in high school. Tipped it completely over, shattering the passanger window which required my BFF at the time to get 14 stitches in her arm.
87. The second was with my brand new Ford Escape with my brand new 2 month old baby boy. Turning into a Barnes and Noble parking lot, I was hit by a Honda and spun around. The guy was late for work and I was out of a car for 6 months.
88. The third was the car I have now, my Nissan Versa. Hadn’t even made a payment and the truck in front of my came to an extreme stop on the freeway. My car? Didn’t stop so quickly.
89. Am extremely lucky that no one was seriously injured in any of my accidents. Me included.
90. No one trusts me with new cars now.
91. I prefer blue pens over black pens.
92. I am left handed, but I keep my mouse on my right. If I try to move it, I get stoopid and cant do it.
93. I also bat right handed.
94. My son is left handed. His dad hates that.
95. I believe I have given my son my musical talent.
96. I also inherited bad teeth from my parents. I pray I didn’t pass that one on to SBJ and that I wont pass it on to any other kids. Lucky Rura has perfect teeth.
97. I am SOOO excited that I am at # 97.
98. I completely enjoy inside jokes. More than any woman probably should.
99. I am very set in my ways about food that I eat. I rarely try new things.
100. New things that I tried and now love: Sour cream and calamari. Not together

Holy shit. That was kind of torturous. How come no one mentions that at the end of their 100 things lists? Mother fuckers, always trying to trick me.

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