100 Things (Well 55 things anyways)

I’m a horrible follower of all things blog trendy and extremely uncreative so here we go.

You know you were all dying to know 100 random things about me. Admit it.

1. My middle name is Lynn.
2. I’ve used a combination of my first and middle names as my email address for 10 years or so.
3. The only thing that changed in that time was going from hotmail to yahoo.
4. I am an extremely fast typer. When I am typing at work, co-workers sitting around me actually comment on my typing speed.
5. This makes my co-worker that I hate extremely jealous. So jealous that she memorizes typing tests online so she can get 100% on them. Then she prints the results and hangs them on her wall.
6. I can still beat her average speed without memorizing the test. Biotch!!
7. I am extremely sarcastic which gets me in trouble.
8. I have a horrible potty mouth. And I rarely sensor myself in front of my kid.
9. I love Budweiser Select and Corona’s with lime and salt.
10. I’ll drink beer over most anything else.
11. Except wine. This wine specifically.
12. My idea of a good time is sitting around in the evening, talking, drinking, and smoking with a good friend.
13. I love all things music.
14. I love all things Dodgers.
15. My ipod has a Dodgers cover. Understand?
16. My new favorite show is The Office. My ringback tone and ringtone are the theme song.
17. It took me 3 weeks to watch all three seasons on DVD and two days to catch up with the current season.
18. I constantly obsess over TV shows on DVD.
19. I’ve gone through One Tree Hill, Heroes, The Office, and right now, I’m working my way through ER. I’m on Season 2.
20. I sell Avon.
21. I wish I was a good enough Saleswoman to supplement my income. That will probably never happen.
22. Soooo many people hate it, but I totally love Applebees. They make the best pasta.
23. I love iced tea with Sweet N’ Low. No splenda for me.
24. I love dark chocolate.
25. I need to have a triple venti eight pump vanilla latte from Starbucks in the morning.
26. If I cant get it, I drink a Monster.
27. If its hot outside, I will get a grande caramel frappachino add vanilla and extra caramel.
28. Rura drinks the same thing every time we go.
29. Speaking of him! Even after almost 3 years, he still gives me butterflies.
30. He’s the first guy to ever really “get” me and not want to change who I am.
31. I smile every time I think about him (except when he does dumb shit to piss me off)(then I frown)(but then I usually think of something funny he did or said and I cant help but smile)(which makes me mad for not sticking to why I am mad in the first place).
32. I HATE one-uppers. Stop trying to be better than me! It’s not going to work. I am awesome, just accept it.
33. I’m not really that conceited, swear.
34. But I really do hate people who try to out-do everything anyone says. It annoys the shit out of me to think that they are most likely lying.
35. I am a very disorganized and messy person, but only in my own space like my room or car.
36. I like a clean house so I don’t get that about myself.
37. My car is so dirty right now, its embarrassing. I get in it and cringe.
38. I have cleaning (and obviously blogging) ADD. I get easily distracted by things that need to be done and my thoughts are jumping around like crazy for this list.
39. Shit I just forgot what I was going to start in about next.
40. I love my family.
41. I love Rura’s family.
42. I want us to have a big family with a big house for both our families to hang out together in.
43. As messy as I am, I LOVE to be organized. I know this makes NO sense.
44. I hate feeling frustrated when I don’t understand something.
45. I hate lazy people, especially lazy co-workers who make more money than I do but get paid to talk about their own stuff to other people on the phone. Things that have nothing to do with work.
46. I get bitter about things very easily.
47. I hate stupid people.
48. I hate ants and small flying bugs.
49. I love to take pictures with this, even though I’m not very good.
50. I obsess over photography. I cant be on flickr for less than an hour.
51. I cannot stand when people use their life as an excuse for drama.
52. I feel like life happens to all of us and we can either learn from it and move on, or wallow in self pity.
53. I do know that sometimes its harder for people to move on and if I love them, I want to help them with that.
54. I try to keep my friends close, and my enemies far far away.
55. I’ve learned a lot about friendship in the last 8 years.

Ok that’s it for today. I’ll finish the rest tomorrow.

I’ll be twittering at the Dodger game tonight if anyone is interested!